#CatPeopleProblem No. 192 – Cats Who Steal
What kinds of stuff do your cats like to take?
One has started stealing food off my
plate — her own version of dine and
dash.
— Karen Hughson
Donut holes. He will knock the box
down, open it, and run off with one.
— Brenda Sobieck
Straws and ponytail holders.
— Shari Stemmle
My cat stole my daughter’s thumb
drive off the dining room table while
she was doing her homework and
took off on the run with her chasing
him. He dropped it at my feet.
— Donna May
My cat steals plastic cheese wrappers
and runs through the house with
them in his mouth.
— Kelly Dye
I had a cat who would steal my socks
right out of the drawer.
— Christine Walker
Earplugs.
— Miranda Thompson
Pens and pencils.
— Debi Martin
My Weegie tries to take socks while
they are still on your feet.
— Tina Stenner
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THAT’S WHAT You Shared
Do cats like to watch TV? Can they see
what’s on the screen, or is it just a series
of dots to them?
DOES YOUR CAT LIKE TV? I’m just this cat, you know? Rear Admiral,
Pawfleet United Federation of Anipals, Pawfleet
Command — Commandant of Alpha Quadrant
Fleet.
— Watson Q. Wheaton
@Wil Wheatons_Cat; around 9.5K followers
I’m a cat with a real mustache. I play fetch, have
a lucky penny, and I’ll out-eat anyone in a pizza
competition … yes, thats a thing.
— Hamilton Hipster Cat
@TheMustacheCat; more than 12.4K followers
It is me, the cat. I’ve grown opposable thumbs
and begun tweeting.
— Bucky Kat
@TheCat Tweeting; more than 28.2K followers
The daring adventures of Doctor Who’s Cat.
— @Doctor_Who’s_Cat; more than 30.3K followers
I’m a cat. That’s about it, really. Help underprivi-
leged kittehs.
— Larry The Cat
@DowningStCat; more than 23.5K followers
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➜ I caught my Hugh watching Jersey Shore. We
had a long chat about it.
— Sarah Zed
My now dearly departed Calli cat used to love
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. She recognized the
theme music. When she heard it, she would
stop what she was doing and plant herself in
front of the TV. Puff, another cat I had, would plant herself on
my lap as soon as Xena: Warrior Princess came on the TV. My
Chaya Kitty likes to watch hockey. — Iris Gray
➜ Mine settles into her favorite box for Game
of Thrones. — Robin Burks
One of our cats watches it intently; the other
ignores it. — Mark Ernest
Yes, he watched Charmed with me … because
of the women maybe? He’s a flirt.
— Shayne Cohen
➜ My kitty loves The Simpsons.
— Catherine Nuguid Klaiber
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