Tell me more about vacations. Do
you kill squirrels?
No. Mostly you relax.
I see. More than I do now?
I don’t see how that’s possible.
Pack the couch, and you’ll find out.
Also the dresser in your bedroom that
gets the morning sun.
I’ll bring a blanket.
PACK THE COUCH.
I’ll pack one cushion.
You said something about room
I said nothing about room service.
How about entertainment? I hear
Criss Angel at the Luxor is fabulous.
I’m also feeling Britney at Planet
Hollywood, in a nostalgic way — you
know, to relive my kittenhood.
Er, we’re going to Carlsbad, not Las
Vegas. I think the lounge has a happy
Uncle Willy’s Motor Lodge.
Are you sure you’re not hiding from
We’ll finally get to watch all the pre-
I’ll be vacationing on top of the
refrigerator this year, thanks.
Eleven-year-old Stella, a
Bengal, has a firm grip on
her handler, freelance writer
Michael Leaverton, whom she
rescued from an alt weekly
many meals ago. They live in San Diego.
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