Let’s just say I’d stay out of the yard
for a few weeks.
Did you do something to the yard?
Let’s just say that if he tries to hide an
egg this year he’s going to be one sorry
WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE YARD?!
Nothing that isn’t recommend for the
removal of rodents and other vermin
who are preventing your lawn from looking its best.
Tell me you didn’t poison our yard to
kill the Easter bunny.
Quit your worrying. One of the ferret
traps I got on eBay should get him first.
Here’s an idea. How about we skip
Easter this year, and I just give you
some grilled chicken?
You mean we can just opt out? Like
how we got Santa and those trick-or-treaters to stop coming around?
I don’t know. I bet we can ransom
the Easter Bunny for a couple of those
I’ll give you grilled chicken for a week.
Deal. I love the holidays.
Eleven-year-old Stella, a
Bengal, has a firm grip on
her handler, freelance writer
Michael Leaverton, whom she
rescued from an alt weekly
many meals ago. They live in San Diego.
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