What if your cat
sitter forgot your
booking? Would you
forgive her or move
on to a new one?
I gave my cat a middle
name today, so she
knows when she is really
— Bill Murray @BillMurray
There is a cat sleeping on my foot. I
am unable to stand.
— Fantasy Author @Brian
“I spent an hour staring at your sleeping cat”
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— Moose Allain @MooseAllain
A new study shows that watching cat videos
gives you energy. Said mastermind cats, “Our
plan to harvest humans has begun!”
— George Takei @George Takei
All I want to do lately is eat and sleep. Either I’m
depressed or I’m a cat.
— Jessie @NicCageMatch
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No! That is why you got a sitter! Anyone that could forget
that there were animals that
depended on them for necessities is not someone you entrust
your animals’ lives with!
— Kathy Cook
My cat sitter got the dates
wrong once. Luckily my cats
were able to tear open the dry
food bag. And one time, I came
home to one of my cats closed
in the closet! By chance there
was a food bag in there also. But
it was time to get a new sitter.
— Jan Pirwitz
Our cat sitter would never for-
get. She’s a vet technician who
works for our vet. Also, we pay
her very well for her work.
— Andrea Eskin
If it was a cat sitter — no,
because that’s their job. If it
was a family member, friend, or
neighbor, then yes I would.
— Hailey Marie David
As a pet sitter of 35 years, I have
been told horror stories about
previous caregivers (the girl next
door, relatives, etc.). I have based
my business on reliability. I call
the pet owners the day before
they leave and now will email
or text them daily with photos. I
love their pets like my own!
— Cathy Wood
#CatPeopleProblem No. 215 — Cats Who Hide
What’s your cat’s favorite hiding place?
Kali never hides. She crouches down
and thinks she is invisible.
— Lynn Radil Baker
Under the bedspread when someone comes to the door.
— Cyndi Kovic Solomon
In the drawer under the bed where
I keep my shoes. I have no idea how
she manages to squeeze in there,
but she does.
— Lucille Hughes
Please let me know if he tells you.
Some other dimension — I have yet
to find the portal!
— Shayne Cohen
She changes it up: closet, under the
bed, behind the sofa … I guess she
wants to keep me on my toes!
— Stephanie Urban
Under my bed, but up in the box
— Marlene Finch
Cat space: The place they go where
we cannot find them no matter how
thoroughly we look. Cat space is
invisible to humans, and other species, too, as far as we know.
— Kirby Chadwick
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